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So when I'm at home and I'm bored, I occasionally do this thing where I pick up a cookbook and combine titles of foods to make new names of foods. I take the first word from the first recipe, the second word from the second, the third from the third, etc., until I run out of words (usually about 3 or 4 in) and then I start a new one.
These were some of the ones I came up with over Thanksgiving break:
Step one: Plant the lettuce. Step two: Harvest the lettuce. Step three: Eat the lettuce.
Basil Ice Steak
Firecracker Picnic Soup
Watermelon Dog Funnel
Honey-Mustard Green Parfaits
I want no honey mustard in my parfaits. Nor do I want green in them.
Cocoa Beef Frosting
So... a bunch of cheese.
Creamy With Squares
This is my personal favorite. What exactly are we eating?
Update from now: Jacob and I had a conversation about this one the other day, and he decided this was Rice Krispie treats dipped in melted marshmallow cream, which sounded absolutely delicious to both of us. We will have to try that sometime.
'n' what? We'll never know.
Pigs Chicken Mix
I'm not sure if that's a food or an animal.
Time-Saving Lasagna Bundles
Frozen Cream Cheese
Now that's a cheap snack.
Tangy Bagels Grilled
Chili and Shakes
Heavenly Bean Slices
...How does one slice beans, really?
Countdown Bean Spirals
We're just into making the beans fun new shapes.
Smothered Wild Supreme
Not sure what it is, but it's smothered, wild, and supreme!
Creamy Muffins Hash
Double Asparagus Casserole
Fried Muffins Mix
I would think that would be just... muffin mix. And then you fry it.
This made our family make a lot of "UGGGGGHHH!" noises. The idea of this melting in my drink and leaving little bits of beef floating around in it... not appealing.
Cream-Topped Walnut Brown Sauce Sauce
Crispy Pie Drink
I think we've been eating our fruit wrong.
Blueberry Seed Pinwheels
Triple Mini Bread
It's little, but there's THREE of it!
Sweetheart Mint Pound
Sausage Sloppy Slaw
Trying saying that three times fast.
Curried Tapioca Turnovers
This might have been the least-appetizing of them all.
Eggplant from Stir-Fry
Mushroom Coconut Sandwiches
Sausage in Snack
Like... you just find it in there?
No-Noodle Dog Butter
Cheeseburger Joe Pops
Poor Cheeseburger Joe.
Crazy Butter Roll-Ups
Special Sauce Kabobs Stick
I'm not sure how sauce kabobs work...
Probably right in there with the sausage in your snack.
Mountainous Tortilla Bundles
That's... a lot of tortillas.